I was about 9 or so and watching the news one night it was said that such and such criminal would be "re-hanged". I was in total shock, couldn't believe that such a thing would be carried out! Luckily for him he was only arraigned.
The mother of a once upon a time friend of mine told me this one. Seems my friend was very talkative when he was threeish. One day in the car he was standing in the seat and apparently had this astonished look about him. His mom asked what happened and he said "I just said something.....but you didn't hear me did you?" He just learned that he could think and no one could hear. I just always found that funny.
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Funny things you thought growing up -
by cognac in1. a "shower" as in "baby shower" or "wedding shower" was when a bunch of people got together to take a shower together.
which didn't go over well with me when my mom wanted to go to a shower without my dad.. 2. when my father said to my mom that he was going to marry somebody, as in do there vows or something, i thought he was going to marry somebody else and start another family.
i almost fainted when he told me that he was leaving to go do that.
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Who are you rooting for this Super Bowl???
by esw1966 innew york giants!.
i'm a packer fan and i would really like to see the patriots lose in the super bowl as they go for a perfect season.. i'm rooting for the underdog....
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Gotta go with the Giants here. It's good to see them with another #10 at QB. Never liked the Pats.
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did you enjoy your first cigarette?
by inkling innot only am i not a smoker, i have never even tried smoking of any kind (besides a weird .
half hearted attempt at smoking blackberry tea from a homemade wooden pipe.
friends of mine who smoke, besides the complicated layers of guilt, talk about a basic .
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I was 4 when my oldest brother and his friend forced me to "smoke" cigar. Only had a few puffs but that was more than enough to kill off that desire. I do remember drinking a huge bottle of soda right afterwards though. The joys of being young right?
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Well at least no one made any Mr. Potato Head jokes...yet. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhzVJVXGno&feature=related Firefox - can't make it clickable.
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Arguing With a Believer Is Like Playing Chess
by What-A-Coincidence innice metaphor for religion and how impossibly difficult it is to influence the actions or beliefs of some people with deep seated faith.
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digg it: http://digg.com/comics_animation/arguing_with_a_believer_is_like_playing_chess_comic.
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Isn't "King Me" from checkers and not chess? I've not heard it referenced to chess anyway.
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The origin of angels and demons
by jacethespace ingenesis 6:1-2- and it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth and daughters were born unto them.2 that the sons of god saw the daughters of men that they were fair and they took them wives of all which they chose.. 4 there were giants in the earth in those days and also after that when the sons of god came in unto the daughters of men and they bare children to them the same became mighty men which were of old men of renown.. some intresting questions to ask jws who come to see you:.
1 has god given angels the power and capability to reproduce?.
2 how did the sons of god come to the earth and take women for themselves and there women produce children if they could not reproduce?.
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Heroes of old...men of renown. That's what I think of when I think of evil. Ah, but words change I suppose.
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I'm always so JW focused........but hey, I got Dish Hi-Def Sunday!!! OMG
by oompa infinally got around to a serious up-grade and all i can say is holy crap how things have changed...........amazing..............oompa
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---- I got Dish Hi-Def Sunday!!! OMG ----
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Strange Border Crossing Experience
by Bumble Bee ini posted this on coco's daily journal thread, but i'm not sure how many of you read that.
(if you never have, i encourage you to look at it and maybe share a bit our your daily life with us.).
i found the whole thing totally bizarre!
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That is odd. You don't normally associate Native Americans with the word Cult but it kind of sounds like he was recruitin'. lol
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I just stumped our PO!!!
by The Last Nephilim ini have never seen this guy stumped on a bible topic or point before, but history was made today!!!
he and a soon-to-be elder were doing a shepherding call on my wife and i because we've missed weeks worth of meetings and had no service time for dec. he went through the usual lectures about how we're cutting off jehovah by missing meetings (because we all know god won't lift a finger for those who don't go to meetings, right?
) he gave some good illustrations- the guy really is a good teacher, it's just what he's teaching that's questionable.
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I've seen that argument before. I don't remember the refutation the society used for it but have no fear, there is "reasoning" on it and if this guy digs a little he will find it and that will allow him to brush this aside also.